Struggling to Care About Heterosexual Romance: a chronicle of watching mainstream movies with straight people
OH COOL LOOK A NEW MESSAGE!
WRONG!
THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THERE IS A VIRUS.
YEP, YOU HIT THAT TEMPTING LITTLE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A ONE WAY TRIP TO VIRUS-VILLE ON THE MY COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHED BUS!
DON’T CLICK IT.
CLICK IT AND YOUR HACKED.
CLICK IT AND YOUR COMPUTER DIES.
CLICK IT AND BASICALLY YOU’RE SCREWED.
I *just* got this 2mins after seeing this post. Thank goodness you reblogged this.
OH
MY
FUCKING
Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”
so let me get this straight. we can make a kids’ movie about a woman who falls in love with a bee, but making a kids’ movie about a woman who falls in love with another woman would be too inappropriate?
my face while reading porn:
my face while reading fluff:
Detectives appeal for witnesses after Mohammed Saleem, 75, was stabbed to death as he returned home from local mosqueBut no one is going to talk about this, are theyDisgusting…
may the poor man rest in peace.
Inna lilahi wa inna ilayhi rajioon
Shockingly not surprised! What an awful world we live in
(Source: theuppitynegras)
Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard”
you know i really love a celebrity when i give them their own personal tag that isn’t their name
trying to lower a pokemon’s HP so you can catch it but you get a critical hit and it faints
